My Mean Hairy Kitten

my kitten is so mean.. when you play with her, she bites. when you pet her, her hair stands up on end, and scratches. when you give her food, she won't eat it untill you pet her and leave. when you sit down, you get kitten hair all over you. when you talk nicely, she will hiss and hate. when she sleeps on your sheets, you wake up with her hair all over you. my hairy kitty is so mean.....